She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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