Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
ttyl tear gas
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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