If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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