I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
