i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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