I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
There's always time for handjobs
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
you never un-have a 4some
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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