belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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