Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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