I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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