I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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