he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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