Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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