I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Let's paint friendship bongs
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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