So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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