Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Why can't burritos get me drunk
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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