Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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