yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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