What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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