awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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