you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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