So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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