Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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