Only a mothe r could love this liver
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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