So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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