If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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