Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize
