My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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