Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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