Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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