You're my little dorito
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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