I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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