I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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