its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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