??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
foreskin is a definite game changer
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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