i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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