I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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