he wants to bone in the snuggie
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
