don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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