if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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