can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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