Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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