Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Randomize
