After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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