i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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