Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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