i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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