can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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