He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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