Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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