What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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