Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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