id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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