pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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