ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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